外在美

2021年有太多歡樂跟值得感謝的，也失去了一些。

E: baba do you see my wings? I am a fairy 

T: hmmm I am not sure I see them

當媽難。

孩子睡得很熟晚上沒有屁配叫擔心他是不是還活著；孩子晚上不睡覺屁配叫想問自己是不是還活著....

I had a break between meetings so I picked up Emmie from school today. She was a chatty box as usual and apparently today is fact-checking-with-mama day.

Emmie asked me which day of the week she was born. 

I said Wed. Then I told her she was supposed to be born on Thursday and how her mother had a nice afternoon and evening planned but she came early. 

E: let’s play mama!

A: Ok! Hey TJ can u get something for me from the kitchen please?

Emmie 最近很愛押韻，時不時就問我 what rhymes with what. 

我顯然不會押韻。. 

A: Emmie you are so good at drawing! I love this picture!

A: 你先把褲子穿上不要光屁股坐地板

E:那我把內褲穿上

Emmie just got out of bath so proud of her clean self.

看了兩集Netflix 的新戲 “What if” (由整形不成功的芮尼史瓦辛格主演的).  故事的背景就是一個年輕的生物女科學家有個生技公司需要募款，但無奈說破了嘴都籌不到半毛(看到這裡是不是有人眼眶已泛紅戲演到心坎兒裡?) 欸尼尾就是芮尼（飾創投界女瘋子）說是願意投資這年輕女孩的公司以及夢想，但是代價是要跟年輕女孩的辣老公共度一晚（該晚的服務內容不詳)。此時這對年輕的咖剖就開始糾結，捧著對方的臉說 I trust you, 不能讓這瘋女人如此輕易挑撥他們對彼此的愛意與信任，但投資金額是8千萬美金啊！這女孩就咬著牙忍著淚為了錢折腰把老公拱手讓人一晚。

我聽從阿桑同胞的推薦看了「我的少女時代」。啊～90年代的流行，高中青澀的歲月，百褶裙過膝羨慕漂亮女生每天用考試來記錄的日子....(遠望)

Do you remember the days before you became a mother? 

Emmie was outside playing with the snow. It’s freezing out and she didn’t wear gloves. Her hands were so cold that they turned red. 

E: pretend I am Bell and you are Aladdin 

A: ok

E: a-ma (grandma) let me play this song for you (holding her toy phone)

E: I am American! Why do I need to be like you?

We started our lovely Friday with the following epic events - 

我家野獸再兩個月要四歲了，他給自己訂了一個目標，就是滿四歲就要跟尿布說古拜乖乖拉屎在馬桶裡（行話就是幫自己訂了個很低的目標，根本是sandbagging來著）。

戲精二人組一早就大演特演。阿媽一句，半獸人一句。